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“Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its misery.”

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A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…

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NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…

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Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…

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The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…

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LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…

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A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…

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Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…

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President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding…

Jill Stein

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If you put everything, your heart and soul into a campaign, it might take you a while to come around to the realization that,…

Keith Ellison

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MAC allowed me to have complete freedom on the collaborations—from the shades, the look-and-feel, to the campaign visuals. I have to admit that the…

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My wife and daughters work. My campaign manager in 2005 was a working mother. I appointed 5 women to my senior staff as Attorney General.

Bob McDonnell

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I would like to have campaign spending limits.

Mitt Romney

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The reason that minorities and women don't have a better shot at getting elected to the Senate or to statewide office is because the…

Carol Moseley Braun

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We need to be more precise in how we talk about these issues. People around the word follow our presidential campaigns so closely, trying…

Hillary Clinton

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I did it once, and National Geographic recruited me. I did it primarily out of curiosity. A lot of legendary photographers had worked on…

Sam Abell

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We in the Hispanic community are truly tired of both the Democrats and the Republicans promising all of these things during the campaigns and…

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I measure the amount of shows I should do by my hair. If my hair isn't good for campaigns and editorials, then obviously I…

Lindsey Wixson

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I think that, you know, this is a different year than most years. We've got to tell the American people that we have to…

Ken Buck

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When you have the Chief of Staff of the Republican National Committee and the political director of the Romney campaign, and their two companies…

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