California Quote by Conan O'Brien

San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'

— Jay Leno

I never would force the Justice Department to go to California and arrest people getting medical marijuana, when that's the law there.

— Ron Paul

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money…

— Craig Ferguson

Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents.

— Cheech Marin

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

— Craig Ferguson

It's high time to address research into medical marijuana. Our country has experimented with a variety of state solutions without properly delving into the…

— Orrin Hatch

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

— Jay Leno

Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration…

— Jimmy Fallon

We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

— Susan Sarandon

Yall talking I been about it, now haters forget about it. From serving weed in the alley to smoking weed out in Cali.

— Wiz Khalifa

I would not have the Justice Department prosecuting and raiding medical marijuana users. It's not a good use of our resources.

— Barack Obama

I hear the weed is really strong in California.

— Saul Williams