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“I had a real job at fourteen years old. At seventeen, I was on my own. At twenty, I cut the liver out of a drifter and gave it to my father! 'Cause my dad's a drinker and I love my dad. And for eighty bucks, you can do anything in Mexico!” quote by Christopher Titus
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“I had a real job at fourteen years old. At seventeen, I was on my own. At twenty, I cut the liver out of a drifter and gave it to my father! 'Cause my dad's a drinker and I love my dad. And for eighty bucks, you can do anything in Mexico!”

Christopher Titus

About This Quote

Source Stand-up Comedy: “I Have a Real Job” routine, 2005

A darkly comic confession of extreme actions taken for love and money, highlighting reckless devotion and moral ambiguity.

In simple terms: A kid does terrible things for dad and cash.

Key Takeaway

Question the cost of blind loyalty.

Themes

family morality recklessness money violence

Mood

dark humor confessional

Type

stand‑up satire

When to use this quote

  • family crises
  • financial desperation
  • crime
  • personal boundaries

Key Concepts

ethical dilemmas psychology of loyalty

Questions to Reflect On

  • What would you sacrifice for a loved one?
  • When does loyalty become self‑destruction?
A Different Perspective

The narrative glorifies harmful behavior without addressing consequences.

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