Funny Quote by Christopher Andersen

“You called him a big dumb dodo?" Caroline asked later that night as the two of them sat on Jane's couch watching the gas…

— Rachel Gibson

“Three days after that, the funeral was held, and while riding from the church to the cemetery Ava looked out the widow and noticed…

— David Sedaris

“Little boy crying. "My daddy has been dead for 10 yrs, but he came to town to vote for Lyndon Johnson, and didn't come…

— Robert Cato

“John F Kennedy (President Elect) was at the White house in order to confer with his predecessor Dwight Eisenhower. He was told to wait…

— Michael G. Kramer

“What would she say if she could hear this speech? Then it was done, and he was our President. “That was some weird shit,”…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom…

— Chris Rock

“Trump was the walking, talking embodiment of the cable news show, a rambling, bombastic blowhard who said nothing at all but said it fucking…

— Jared Yates Sexton

“But I don’t want my kid to come out with a cheese head because his daddy’s ding dong kept playing Whac-A-Mole.”

— Harper Sloan

Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.

— Patrick Ness

“Trump’s wounded feelings—his sense of being shunned and unloved on the very day he became president—helped send that message. When he came off the…

— Michael Wolff

“Pooh, he’s a ninkypoop!” “How do you know?” asked Jane, very interested. “I know because I heard Daddy call him one this morning!” said…

— P.L. Travers

“When he came off the podium after delivering his address, he kept repeating, “Nobody will forget this speech.” George W. Bush, on the dais,…

— Michael Wolff