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“The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.”

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I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…

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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

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“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”

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Check out the albums, ... Check out the live performances. That's the reality of it all. Music is such an energizing thing.

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It's been really fun to see with each album when I change to see the fans of the show emulate my style and with…

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It's my intention to make something stand outside the realm of album art, but it also feels comfortable to me to be in it.…

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The weird thing was that Soft Cell was supposed to have come and gone before I started the album.

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Doing my own album provided me the opportunity to say whatever I wanted.

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The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I…

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I never do any album to beat it. I do it to extend it.

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I love Katy Perry! She gave me a song for my second album.

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If you're going to reach for it, reach all the way for it. Albums like 'Purple Rain' and 'Thriller' and those kind of records,…

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I'll put out an album, and people review it, and some people love it, and some people tear it apart. By nature of the…

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I've been connected to the most culturally important albums of the past four years, the most influential artists of the past ten years. You…

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George Winston piano albums have been my go-to since junior high.

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