Down and Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image “I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Down and Friendship Quitter
“If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside… — Melody Snow Monroe Copy Share Image
“Aa is for animals, friends, not food. We don't eat our friends. They would find it quite rude!” — Ruby Roth Copy Share Image
“I have met and listened to a very large number of people who have “failed” at AA and some who continue to swear by… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
One Saturday in 1984, I walked into my first AA meeting. I went regularly for six years and only stopped when I came to… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
“AA has managed to survive, in part, because members who become and remain sober speak and write about it regularly. This is no accident:… — Lance Dodes Copy Share Image
I don't want to make a show about AA because it's a personal experience for anybody who is a part of that. My relationship… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and alcohol- the… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Since I worked with Danny Boyle before on Slumdog Millionaire, we have great success and everything. So, when I first got the script and… — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
Many Republicans have always reminded me of professional WWF wrestlers. They come into the ring all pumped up and acting like they're invincible and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If I had my brothers I think with just a little bit of the correct marketing, I'd like to be almost exclusively in small… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
In relations between the rich and the strong, between the rich and the poor, between the master and the servant, it's liberty that grinds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There's a dishonest tyranny in the liberal/progressive/socialist agenda that comes down and says 'we are here because we care about you; we want what's… — Allen West Copy Share Image
If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done… — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
Music is how I get free. It's a way to shut the rest of the world down and create your own world within it.… — Gift of Gab Copy Share Image
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
When I look at nature I feel as if I'll be able to paint it all, note it all down, and then you might… — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When an angel comes down and takes me away, memories of me and my songs will always stay until the end of time — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image