Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image ““I believe people who shower twice a day are hiding a secret, or a sandwich.”” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
“I’m forced to shower in the closet, because my friend is wearing all my clothes, and he’s in the bathtub at the moment. Ah,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We all have our secrets; some people like to hide it and some just don’t like to reveal.” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
“Secrets. Everyone has them. The light of day and truth reveal some secrets to be nagging obsessions or habits, while other secrets may be… — Kenn Bivins Copy Share Image
“There are days when I just want to throw in the towel. Those are the difficult days, the days where I take many showers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the one we want to share our secrets with becomes our secret.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
