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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons,…
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
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It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are…
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade....
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If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
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When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons.
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
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If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
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