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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'
— Sarah Bernhardt
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You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored.
— Cliff Burton
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There's more impact if you burn somebody with your eyes, look straight into him and let him know with a look.
— Dennis Rodman
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If your knowledge of fire has been turned to certainty by words alone, then seek to be cooked by the fire itself.…
— Rumi
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Life is beautiful, as long as it consumes you. When it is rushing through you, destroying you, life is gorgeous, glorious. It's…
— D. H. Lawrence
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Find the balance between the calories you take in and the ones you burn up.
— Jane Fonda
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I had my back against the wall. He [Gary Hinman] said, I'm going to tell the police what you did to me.…
— Unknown Author
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Put fire into your workout any you burn off worry and frustration!
— Suzanne Yoculan
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Fellow citizens, why do you burn and scrape every stone to gather wealth and take so little care of your children to…
— Socrates
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But if you know that something has been really vicious, you don't read it, you don't let it into your head. What's…
— Nigella Lawson
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Fire-wood makes you warm three times; first collecting it, secondly shifting it and third when you burn it.
— Ray Mears
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Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity -…
— Hank Ketcham
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