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Woman Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
- Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
- I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
- It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.
- Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
- A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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