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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow
— Nicki Minaj
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When was the last time you wrote a thank you note? When was the last time you went beyond a mechanical "thank…
— Michael Josephson
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Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one -…
— Kelly Williams Brown
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Mankind's greatest achievements are found on thank you notes, not resumes.
— Wes Fesler
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I’ve worked in an economy that rewards someone who saves the lives of others on a battlefield with a medal, rewards a…
— Warren Buffett
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What I suddenly understood was that a thank-you note isn't the price you pay for receiving a gift, as so many children…
— Will Schwalbe
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I keep all of my letters, postcards, and thank you notes. I'll keep them forever!
— Jane Levy
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Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note.
— Bernie Brillstein
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I write thank-you notes the minute I throw the wrapping paper away.
— Sarah Dessen
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People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an…
— Ann Landers
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Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
— Roseanne Barr
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When I have interns, I always say, 'Handwritten thank-you notes can make a difference.' People remember that - not an e-mail, a…
— Andre Leon Talley
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