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Talking Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like…
- Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the…
- It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny…
- I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood…
- Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull…
- If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking…
More Talking Quotes
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- The most deeply personal of my works are the non-fiction works, the autobiographical works, because there, I'm talking about myself very directly. — Paul Auster
- This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me… — Joe Arpaio
- We get information in the mail, the regular postal mail, encrypted or not, vet it like a regular news organization, format it… — Julian Assange
- You know, it is a terrible thing to appear on television, because people think that you actually know what you're talking about. — David Attenborough
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behavior is so shocking. It's inappropriate and… — Lauren Bacall
- '3:10 to Yuma' was one that I just kept on talking and thinking about after reading it. And I think the reason… — Christian Bale
- Everyone always tells you that you're the only one that can do this or that role right, and if you say no,… — Christian Bale
- The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done. — Arthur Balfour
- Mr. Wrigley believed in this: Put all your eggs in one basket and watch the basket. They don't do that today. This… — Ernie Banks