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Stupid Quotes by Dave Barry
- Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
- In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
- My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over…
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
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- One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. — Chinua Achebe
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
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- I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are… — Amy Adams
- All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale
- I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business,… — Lucille Ball
- My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got… — Steve Ballmer
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac