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Sorry Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.…
- Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I…
More Sorry Quotes
- The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. — Red Auerbach
- There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to… — Jane Austen
- No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. — Walter Bagehot
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt… — Drew Barrymore
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- I am immensely contrite. And I'm sorry for the damage I've done. — Jayson Blair
- In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for… — Mary J. Blige
- And if I were the president, I'd go out there and I'd emphasize the things I have done, and I'd say, 'Some… — Michael Bloomberg