"Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." — Mitch Hedberg
"Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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Mitch Hedberg
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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More Convenience Quotes
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My house is my refuge, an emotional piece of architecture, not a cold piece of convenience.
— Luis Barragan
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Oh yes, there's lots of great food in America. But the fast food is about as destructive and evil as…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Nature is not simply a technical or economical resource, and human beings are not mere numbers. To suggest that one…
— James Buchan
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Spiritual space is lost in gaining convenience. I saw the need to create a mixture of Japanese spiritual culture and…
— Tadao Ando
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Growing up, I decided, a long time ago, I wouldn't accept any manmade differences between human beings, differences made at…
— Maya Angelou
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I never had any other desire so strong, and so like covetousness, as that ... I might be master at…
— Abraham Cowley
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It is arguable whether the human race have been gainers by the march of science beyond the steam engine. Electricity…
— Winston Churchill
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The moment you abate anything from the full rights of men to each govern himself, and suffer any artificial positive…
— Edmund Burke
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Violence is hidden within democratic structures because they are not radically democratic - Western democracy is merely a domestic convenience…
— Edward Bond
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Much is to be gained by eBooks: ease, convenience, portability. But something is definitely lost: tradition, a sensual experience, the…
— Chip Kidd
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Scientific discovery consists in the interpretation for our own convenience of a system of existence which has been made with…
— Norbert Wiener
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There is a single general space, a single vast immensity which we may freely call void: in it are unnumerable…
— Giordano Bruno
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