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Someone Quotes by George Carlin
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
- When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
- I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
- As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
- Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
- Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and…
- Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.
- Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but…
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't…
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- Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for if there… — Aristotle
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you make… — Richard Bach
- The police can't protect consumers. People need to be more aware and educated about identity theft. You need to be a little… — Frank Abagnale
- I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses… — Frank Abagnale
- All in all, for someone who was immersed in, fascinated by, and dedicated to flight, I was disappointed by the wrinkle in… — Neil Armstrong
- Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret. — Mary Kay Ash
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash
- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug
- To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
- I tell my students, it's not difficult to identify with somebody like yourself, somebody next door who looks like you. What's more… — Chinua Achebe
- Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a… — Rowan Atkinson