"Praying is begging for an unseen deity to……" — George Carlin
"Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers…
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There has been one persistent theme through all Axis propaganda. This theme has been that Americans are admittedly rich, that…
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Most true happiness comes from one's inner life, from the disposition of the mind and soul. Admittedly, a good inner…
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That I had never heard of such a bird did not surprise me.... But others more experienced also did not…
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Admittedly, there is a risk in any course we follow other than this, but every lesson in history tells us…
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The external reality and inner dynamic of happenings in Northern Ireland between 1968 and 1974 were symptomatic of change, violent…
— Seamus Heaney
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Admittedly, key archival documentation remains under lock and key and will be inaccessible for a long time to come. But…
— Unknown Author
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Admittedly, art is somewhat like spit. It does not repulse or even worry is while it is still inside of…
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