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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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I grew up in front of these people, and now they are seeing me as an 'older' young man.
— Kobe Bryant
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There is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first time. I owe him my best.
— Joe DiMaggio
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It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my…
— Emma Watson
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My career has suddenly started to be the one that I'd always wanted, not in terms of level of success, but in…
— Rufus Sewell
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My career has always revolved around what I do and don't want my sisters and brothers seeing me doing
— Melissa Joan Hart
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I've been offered nymphomaniacs, kleptomaniacs, pyromaniacs, homicidal maniacs and just plain maniacs. I think producers felt that after playing a long series…
— Greer Garson
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That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus…
— Richard Winters
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I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and…
— Lady Gaga
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That's reality, it's accessibility. People are used to seeing me like that for the last year, I think, ... To avoid it…
— Martha Stewart
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Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
— Dizzy Dean
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I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
— Chelsea Handler
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Writing is both my expression to the world and my way to hide from it - you get who I am without…
— Paige
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