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Seeing Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
- Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to…
- Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
- Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
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- A mind lively and at ease, can do with seeing nothing, and can see nothing that does not answer. — Jane Austen