"Men dont realize that if were sleeping with……" — Chelsea Handler
"Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either."
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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site.
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…
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More Date Quotes
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I love things that age well - things that don't date, that stand the test of time and that become…
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The reason is that till date, in spite of advances in information technology and strategies of information, the written word…
— Ibrahim Babangida
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I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm…
— Antonio Banderas
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The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.
— Halle Berry
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny…
— Justin Bieber
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
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For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this…
— Anthony Bourdain
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To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a…
— Tom Brady
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With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I…
— Chris Brown
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I've always been in serious relationships. I meet someone and date him for a long period. I don't sit there…
— Gisele Bundchen
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For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.
— Robert Capa
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I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely…
— Steve Carell
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