First Date Quotes

94 quotes by 86 authors

• The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry
• All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain. — Drake
• This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,… — Anthony Jeselnik
• My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got… — Justin Bieber
• Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story'… — Dennis Miller
• My first date was with a girl named Cessi. We'd had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer long. Then she came home and… — Leonardo DiCaprio
• You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic - otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that a first date… — Kit Harington
• Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date - or for the… — Emmy Rossum
• We all get a little rush of excitement at the prospect of buying a brand-new outfit for a first date, but this is not the… — Nina Garcia
• Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date… — Roger Ebert
• One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and… — Christine O'Donnell
• Burning up the phone until there's nothing left to say, so I lay here and just listen to you breathe. Girl you know it's only… — Toby Keith
• We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date. — Michael W. Smith
• Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. — Merrill Markoe
• As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor
• If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. — Jack Handey
• If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Richard Miller
• Miss Manners herself, while never rude, is given to pulling a fast pinch in the way of a handshake on those who believe in kissing… — Judith Martin
• The goal of a marketing interaction isn't to close the sale, any more than the goal of a first date is to get married. No,… — Seth Godin
• My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts… — Jennifer Garner

Who Wrote These First Date Quotes

86 authors contributed a total of 94 First Date Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 First Date Quotes by Steve Martin
• 2 First Date Quotes by Chelsea Handler
• 2 First Date Quotes by Azgraybebly Joslan
• 2 First Date Quotes by Jennifer Garner
• 2 First Date Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 2 First Date Quotes by Superman
• 2 First Date Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 2 First Date Quotes by Seth Meyers
• 1 First Date Quote by Kit Harington
• 1 First Date Quote by Claudia Gray
• 1 First Date Quote by Sashauni Aaeliyae
• 1 First Date Quote by Emmy Rossum
• 1 First Date Quote by Hussein Nishah
• 1 First Date Quote by Nina Garcia
• 1 First Date Quote by Adam Selzer
• 1 First Date Quote by Mario Tomasello
• 1 First Date Quote by Roger Ebert
• 1 First Date Quote by Lisa Lutz
• 1 First Date Quote by Ronnie Doe
• 1 First Date Quote by Toby Keith
• 1 First Date Quote by Josephine
• 1 First Date Quote by Michael W. Smith
• 1 First Date Quote by Joss Whedon
• 1 First Date Quote by Kevin McCarty
• 1 First Date Quote by Merrill Markoe