First Date Quotes
94 quotes by 86 authors
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The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.
— Halle Berry
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All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain.
— Drake
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,…
— Anthony Jeselnik
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My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got…
— Justin Bieber
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Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story'…
— Dennis Miller
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My first date was with a girl named Cessi. We'd had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer long. Then she came home and…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic - otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that a first date…
— Kit Harington
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Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date - or for the…
— Emmy Rossum
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We all get a little rush of excitement at the prospect of buying a brand-new outfit for a first date, but this is not the…
— Nina Garcia
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Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date…
— Roger Ebert
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One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and…
— Christine O'Donnell
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Burning up the phone until there's nothing left to say, so I lay here and just listen to you breathe. Girl you know it's only…
— Toby Keith
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We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date.
— Michael W. Smith
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Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.
— Merrill Markoe
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As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
— Garrison Keillor
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
— Jack Handey
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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
— Richard Miller
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Miss Manners herself, while never rude, is given to pulling a fast pinch in the way of a handshake on those who believe in kissing…
— Judith Martin
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The goal of a marketing interaction isn't to close the sale, any more than the goal of a first date is to get married. No,…
— Seth Godin
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My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts…
— Jennifer Garner
Who Wrote These First Date Quotes
86 authors contributed a total of 94 First Date Quotes, led by these top contributors: