First Date Quotes

94 quotes by 86 authors

• Vic nudged my elbow with his. "You and me are still friends, right? You guys get a joint custody in the divorce. Generous visitations rights."… — Claudia Gray
• It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick… — Steve Martin
• A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and… — Adam Selzer
• He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date,… — Steve Martin
• I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and… — Lisa Lutz
• Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler
• Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your… — Joss Whedon
• I’m too young, too smart, and too good-looking to die. Yeah, and then some. The world needed him to improve the gene pool. Not to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey
• Are you one of those people who says on a first date, 'I'm really not in a hurry to meet somebody, I figure if it… — Augusten Burroughs
• Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. — Mira Grant
• Love is so unpredictable. Sometimes you'll know a man for years and then one day, boom! Suddenly you see him in a different way. And… — Sarah Dessen
• Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we… — David Levithan
• A first date should be elegant. In comfortable surroundings. A place with excellent food, where you can talk easily and get to know each other. — Oleg Cassini
• Memory has always fascinated me. Think of it. You can recall at will your first day in high school, your first date, your first love. — Eric Kandel
• Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about herself. Her life, her job, her friends, her… — Michael Ian Black
• If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
• If you have a new girl you want to impress, make a note of your first date -- time, where you went, what you did… — Superman
• But don't rush things. Don't buy her expensive gifts until you've been dating a long time. One flower, and not necessarily a rose, is a… — Superman
• WOULD LOVE TO SEE MINE GURL IN ONE OF THIS DRESS ON DA FIRST DATE ^_6 — SHY BOY

Who Wrote These First Date Quotes

86 authors contributed a total of 94 First Date Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 First Date Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 2 First Date Quotes by Superman
• 2 First Date Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 2 First Date Quotes by Seth Meyers
• 2 First Date Quotes by Steve Martin
• 2 First Date Quotes by Chelsea Handler
• 2 First Date Quotes by Azgraybebly Joslan
• 2 First Date Quotes by Jennifer Garner
• 1 First Date Quote by Reese Witherspoon
• 1 First Date Quote by Drake
• 1 First Date Quote by Chace Crawford
• 1 First Date Quote by Christine O'Donnell
• 1 First Date Quote by Robbie Williams
• 1 First Date Quote by SHy BOy
• 1 First Date Quote by Hugh Jackman
• 1 First Date Quote by Ronan O'Brien
• 1 First Date Quote by Shaniaacannon
• 1 First Date Quote by Jessica Szohr
• 1 First Date Quote by Kylie Cannon
• 1 First Date Quote by Leonard Slatkin
• 1 First Date Quote by Sophie Parkin
• 1 First Date Quote by Cristin Milioti
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• 1 First Date Quote by Gina Carano
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