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First Date Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
More First Date Quotes
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry
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- If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti
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- My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt.… — Justin Bieber