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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Popular Says Yes quotes from across the collection:
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As I say yes to life, life says yes to me!
— Louise Hay
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The scientific theorist is not to be envied. For Nature, or more precisely experiment, is an exorable and not very friendly judge…
— Albert Einstein
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The heart says yes, but the mind says no.
— Albert Einstein
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I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.
— Samuel Goldwyn
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You know the actor John Garfield? In one movie he walked up to this train station, the ticket booth, and the guy…
— Wayne Shorter
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Culture does not make people - people make culture. So if it is in fact true that the full humanity of women…
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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My effort here is to create bliss, not happiness. Happiness is worthless; it depends on unhappiness. Bliss is transcendence: one moves beyond…
— Rajneesh
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When everyone else says you can't, determination says,'YES YOU CAN.'
— Robert M. Hensel
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Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.
— William James
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Einstein comes along and says, space and time can warp and curve, that's what gravity is. Now string theory comes along and…
— Brian Greene
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The sale begins when the customer says yes.
— Harvey Mackay
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Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'
— Chelsea Handler
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