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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
— Dave Barry
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
— Brendan Behan
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That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the…
— Lara Flynn Boyle
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Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
— Barbara Bush
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
— Winston Churchill
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Above all else, deep in my soul, I'm a tough Irishwoman.
— Maureen O'Hara
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Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
— Socrates
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I was raised in a very old fashioned Ireland where women were reared to be lovely.
— Anne Enright
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Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
— Shane Leslie
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I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
— Oliver Goldsmith
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You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even…
— Jimmy Dean
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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
— Colin Farrell
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