"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that……" — Dave Barry
"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Consumed Quotes
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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten,…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
— Erma Bombeck
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I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.
— Jimmy Buffett
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You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and…
— Jim Carrey
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The Labour Party has become consumed by collective bile towards... the Liberal Democrats. That portrays a rather nasty arrogance.
— Nick Clegg
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As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.
— Antisthenes
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We should not open our mouths too hastily upon approaching God. On the contrary, we first must ask God to…
— Watchman Nee
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When the hater's fire singes the hated, the hater has already been consumed.
— Wes Fesler
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It's actually a rare and precious thing to discover what it is you love to do, and I encourage you…
— Jonathan Ive
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We all profess that we are bound for heaven, immortality, and glory: but is it any evidence that we really…
— John Owen
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To love God means to surrender, to trust, to be ready to die into Him, because dying in God is…
— Rajneesh
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Search and you will find that at the base and birth of every great business organization was an enthusiast, man…
— B. C. Forbes
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