"If it was raining soup, the Irish would…" — Brendan Behan
"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
—
Brendan Behan
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
64 Quotes by Brendan Behan
Brendan Behan has 64 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and…
-
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot…
-
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
-
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
-
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're…
-
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
-
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody…
-
I am a drinker with writing problems.
-
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
-
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
-
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me…
-
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
See all 64 quotes by Brendan Behan »
More Forks Quotes
This quote is filed under Forks Quotes,
one of 207 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each…
— Mario Batali
-
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
— Yogi Berra
-
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
— Ambrose Bierce
-
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take…
— Yogi Berra
-
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
-
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a…
— Louie Anderson
-
When you face a fork in the road, step on the exhilarator!
— Pat Riley
-
Food is much better off the hand than the fork.
— Mario Batali
-
The most violent weapon on earth is the table fork.
— Mahatma Gandhi
-
Artificial intelligence is based on the assumption that the mind can be described as some kind of formal system manipulating…
— George Johnson
-
Drive out Nature with a fork, she comes running back.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
-
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and…
— Charles Dickens
See all 207 Forks Quotes »