"I have never seen a situation so dismal……" — Brendan Behan
"I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse."
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64 Quotes by Brendan Behan
Brendan Behan has 64 quotes on this site.
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It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and…
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot…
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're…
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody…
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I am a drinker with writing problems.
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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me…
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All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
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More Dismal Quotes
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When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely.
— Margaret Atwood
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We must reject that most dismal and fatuous notion that education is a preparation for life.
— Northrop Frye
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The home is under siege. So many families are being destroyed...If anyone can change the dismal situation into which we…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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Acknowledging the physical realities of our planet does not mean a dismal future of endless sacrifice. In fact, acknowledging these…
— Jimmy Carter
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To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole…
— Charles Dickens
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About midnight the fog shut down again denser than before. One could almost "stand on it." It continued so for…
— Joshua Slocum
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When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use…
— W. S. Gilbert
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So soon as prudence has begun to grow up in the brain, like a dismal fungus, it finds its first…
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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All knowledge has an ultimate goal. Knowledge for the sake of knowledge is, say what you will, nothing but a…
— Miguel de Unamuno
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There are may of us who cannot but feel dismal about the future of various cultures. Often it is hard…
— M.F.K. Fisher
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Social Science, is not a 'gay science' but rueful, which finds the secret of this universe in 'supply and demand'…
— Thomas Carlyle
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Coining "Dismal Science" as a nickname for Political Economy
— Thomas Carlyle
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