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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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As far as heroes thorough the years, I'd say definitely Alabama and Randy Owen, Conway Twitty was a big influence of mine,… — Luke Bryan
The way I feel about you, it's like I finally understand what Lionel Richie is singing about. I mean, what we have,… — Unknown Author
Forget about 40 years in show business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie is enough. — Lionel Richie
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant… — Chelsea Handler
Lionel Richie told me forget about the critics. But if you come back with hit after hit, you don't have to worry… — Brian McKnight
Lionel Richie, love song, OK, thank you very much, good-bye. And all of a sudden I realized that, in my career, what… — Lionel Richie
Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie. — Denise Richards
But I read comic books. I read things like Richie Rich and Little Lulu. — Alison Bechdel
Didn't Lionel Richie just make a country album? No one is giving him a hard time... and God bless him - I… — Guy Oseary
Before I was an actor I was a break dancer, one of those street performers you see. I guess my introduction into… — Cuba Gooding, Jr.
My dad's more three-dimensional than Opie Taylor or Richie Cunningham. He even has a temper! He's a real person. But some people… — Bryce Dallas Howard
From a very young age, music was very much in my house. I would sit with my mom, with the old LPs,… — Lara Pulver

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