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Really Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
- I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take…
- People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the…
- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
- Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget…
- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
- I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
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- I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day but don't… — Superman
- May be my words are enough to tell you , How I feel,But you really need a heart to understand my silence. — Nishan Panwar