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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Your ancestors came to Macedonia and the rest of Hellas [Greece] and did us great harm, though we had done them no…
— Alexander the Great
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According to Herodotus, the ancient Persians felt that what was necessary in the background of a young man entering adulthood was his…
— Jeff Cooper
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O man, whoever you are and wherever you come from, for I know you will come, I am Cyrus who won the…
— Cyrus the Great
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If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day…
— Herodotus
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Our enemies are Medes and Persians, men who for centuries have lived soft and luxurious lives; we of Macedon for generations past…
— Arrian
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We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
— Mary Renault
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They [the Persians] are accustomed to deliberate on matters of the highest moment when warm with wine; but whatever they in this…
— Herodotus
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Truth-loving Persians do not dwell upon The trivial skirmish fought near Marathon.
— Robert Graves
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MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians…
— Ambrose Bierce
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It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
— Chelsea Handler
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Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the Greeks give it a separate deity, and own brother Jove?…
— Herman Melville
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The Germans form one of the most important branches of the Indo-Germanic or Aryan race - a division of the human family…
— Bayard Taylor
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