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Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Each day provides its own gifts. — Marcus Aurelius
To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality — Lilian Jackson Braun
You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised: — William Shakespeare
In the end, the most important thing is not to do things for people who are poor and in distress, but to… — Jean Vanier
The goal in life is not to attain some imaginary ideal; it is to find and fully use our own gifts. — Gay Hendricks
But the blessing Christ promised, the blessing of great reward, is a reward of grace. The blessing is promised even though it… — R C Sproul
Everybody has own gifts from God. You just need to seize the right time, right place and right person to be found. — Hiroko Sakai
Envy comes from people's ignorance of, or lack of belief in, their own gifts. — Jean Vanier
Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person… — Chelsea Handler

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