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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Interest rates are going to go up because employment is going to go up. If employment goes up, then our apartments get…
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I hope we shall prove how much happier for man the Quaker policy is, and that the life of the feeder is…
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The work in S, M, L, XL was almost suicidal. It required so much effort that our office almost went bankrupt.
— Rem Koolhaas
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Our office acts like a kind of educational establishment and we are very careful who we educate.
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Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty…
— R. Buckminster Fuller
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I believe that our office has clearly been the leader in building coalitions, in getting other universities across the contrary to interact…
— Charles M. Vest
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Yes, we do defend our office as we do defend our homes. This is a constitutional right everybody has, and nothing's funny…
— Fred Hampton
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In our office, we have a whiteboard with all of our ideas and things we want to write on it - great…
— Erich Hoeber
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We represent people, and any good congressperson wants to know how their people at home feel about issues. I can tell you…
— Charlie Norwood
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All the charges you enumerate have been made with one purpose in mind-to place our office on the defensive and make us…
— Jim Garrison
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When we had highly sensitive information, the DNA on the dress, that was held within our office and the FBI. There was…
— Ken Starr
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DEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy is commonly a beautiful young man, with a…
— Ambrose Bierce
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