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Other Quotes by W.C. Fields
- If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
- Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
- Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
- If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names…
- When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
- I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
- I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
- A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
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