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Open Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why…
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's…
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