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Open Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Study: The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby....
- Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing. sweet words and separating. Love is measured by trusting, inviting, clothless intimating and allowing with open legs, closed…
- Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart.
- Girls over 21 have been through so much drama. All you gotta do is hold the door open for her and she thinks you're the…
- Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.
- Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.
- MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;
- Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
- Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
- If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge...
- I love it when I catch you looking at my open zip and then you look away..
- Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in their hair.
- Ways of Life : Minds are like parachutes...they function only when open.
- If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.
- I'm in an open relationship with alcohol: I open it. I drink it.
- If I was a judge I'd give strangers the death penalty for eating with their mouths open.
- If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me.
More Open Quotes
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- Keep your ears open, your eyes open, grab everything you can, react, and learn! — Victoria Abril
- The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up Scripture and… — Michele Bachmann
- A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. — Francis Bacon
- Rather than knowing more, I think I've got more open-minded. — David Bailey
- I come from musical theater, and a lot of musical theater is about accepting fantasy. I think it is more about just… — Amy Adams
- A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. — Honore de Balzac
- Another friend hired me to open doors for him in the moving and relocation business. I did that for 10 years, am… — Ernie Banks
- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore
- A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for… — James M. Barrie
- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -… — Dave Barry