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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…

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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Now therefore, while the youthful hue Sits on thy skin like morning dew, And while thy willing soul transpires At every pore… — Andrew Marvell
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from… — Chelsea Handler
There's one ball on the field, and that ball is mine. — Unknown Author
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and… — Azgraybebly Joslan

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