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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old… — Chelsea Handler
Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta… — Mac Davis
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since… — Dax Shepard
Peter (Parker) is not that evolved. Peter wants to tell the world he’s a good guy: ‘ Like me, I’m nice.’ He’s… — Andrew Garfield
When I learned the news about Harmon today, I felt like I lost a family member. He has treated me like one… — Joe Mauer
I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money. — Curt Schilling
I’m like a twenty two year old kid in a new band trying to get noticed and break through, because the vast… — John Fogerty
My second record was all about big ideas - I was trying to make big statements about the culture, about life. I… — Duncan Sheik
I was a 21-year-old kid back then and I had my whole career in front of me. We were so close to… — Russell Latapy
The App Store has democratized the creation of content. As a 12-year-old kid, I was able to put my application on the… — Nick D'Aloisio
Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217) — Heather Gudenkauf
An eighty-nine year old kid from Boston playing a blues in New Orleans takes a lot of chutzpah. — George Wein

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