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Okay Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come on…
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
- If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say,…
- The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."
- At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
- Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't…
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
More Okay Quotes
- Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No prisoners. Everybody's… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm a perfectionist. Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's okay if there are flaws here and there. — Tyra Banks
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- I've produced and gotten to do a lot of optimistic love stories, and that was so where I was at for 10… — Drew Barrymore
- The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a… — Scott Adams
- Especially in music, you wonder, Okay, should I still be doing this? Like, are you overstaying your welcome at the party? But… — Beck
- I feel that I'm at my best as a person and that I'm coming home when I walk on to a set,… — Claudia Black
- I'm my worst critic, and I like the fact that I can listen to myself now and make fun of myself, listen,… — Mary J. Blige
- For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have… — James Brady
- It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference… — Jo Brand
- If you're like me, I get hooked into to-do lists, you know. I'll say I checked that off. Okay, I did that.… — Jeff Bridges
- When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin. — Mel Brooks