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My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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You will protect with the last drop of someone else's blood what was never yours. — Kenneth Patchen
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Enter, stranger, but take heed Of what awaits the sin of greed, For those who take, but do not earn, Must pay… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants… — Chelsea Handler
You have never loved me as I love you--never--never! Yours is not a passionate heart--your heart does not burn in a flame!… — Thomas Hardy
If you love someone, set it free, if it comes back, it is yours, if it does not, it was never yours — Suman Rai
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it… — Superman
It's difficult to forget someone who was yours and changed your life. But it's even more difficult to forget someone who was… — Aldyna Threesya
4. Enter stranger, but take heed Of what awaits the sin of greed, For those who take, but do not earn Must… — Unknown Author
If you ever want something badly, let it go. if it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. if it doesn't,… — Aldyna Threesya
~When you try to get over a guy that was never yours to begin with~ — Shelby
The pain is when you sit near the person you love, knowing that person can never yours .. — Jaypee

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