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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation. — Anthony Burgess
If a patron buys from an artist who needs money (needs money to buy tools, time, food), the patron then makes himself… — Ezra Pound
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that… — Dana Carvey
When you do business with people you need money. When you do business with God you need faith. Faith is the currency… — Reinhard Bonnke
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. — Danny DeVito
Every decision that you make you have to be incredible congruent. It doesn't mean that you have to starve. If you need… — Gael Garcia Bernal
Everyone needs money. That's why they call it money — David Mamet
Happiness is a journey not a destination, work like you don't need money, love like you never been hurt, and dance like… — Gautama Buddha
Justice needs money; it always has . . . whether for abolition of slavery and early women's rights movements or the civil… — Ralph Nader
To be extravagant you need money. True. But you do not need your own money. — George Mikes
... but any fool knows that you don't need money to get enjoyment out of life. — Thomas Merton
We need money, for sure, Athenians, and without money nothing can be done that ought to be done. — Demosthenes

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