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Names Quotes by Dave Barry
- I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a…
- Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
- In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English…
- I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and…
- Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried…
- WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.
- As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that…
- Cyrus Pembridge, the Never Land’s captain, was widely regarded as the most incompetent man to comman a ship since the formation of water. “Who in…
- My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like Heave and Squatting Turnips.
More Names Quotes
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it does not possess anything… — Francis of Assisi
- The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. — Margaret Atwood
- '1984' is not a wonder tale. Not only could it happen, but it has happened, but under different names. — Margaret Atwood
- If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for… — John James Audubon
- For some reason, all my characters come to me with their names attached to them. I never have to search for the… — Paul Auster
- Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of Jesus, because… — Teresa of Avila