"My son does not appreciate classical musicians such……" — Dave Barry
"My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like Heave and Squatting Turnips."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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I appreciate that young girls look up to me. And I take that very seriously.
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