"Famous designers think nothing of putting their names……" — Dave Barry
"Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating…
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
— Dave Barry
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The world doesn't need another clothing company. But it does need a certain funk.
— Andre Benjamin
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I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things.…
— Sara Blakely
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I like that 'Mad Men' is now an adjective I use to describe clothing when I'm shopping: 'I like this…
— Alison Brie
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Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts.…
— Bill Bryson
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I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.
— Diablo Cody
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I look around the world and see so many wonderful things that I love and enjoy and benefit from, whether…
— Daniel Dennett
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Just as Darwin discovered the law of evolution in organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of evolution in human…
— Friedrich Engels
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The goal I seek is to have people refine their style through my clothing without having them become victims of…
— Giorgio Armani
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Seek the simplest in all things, in food, clothing, without being ashamed of poverty. For a great part of the…
— Unknown Author
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