"In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad……" — Dave Barry

"In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess."

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