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My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee. — Alton Brown
As long as I retain my feeling and my passion for Nature, I can partly soften or subdue my other passions and… — Lord Byron
My feeling is if you're going to be a leader, you have to carefully assess where people are and where people want… — Hillary Clinton
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that… — Jeff Foxworthy
Form is all we have to help us cope with fundamentally chaotic facts and assaults. Formulating something is a great start. I… — Gerhard Richter
e idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive. However, I am also not a "Freethinker"… — Albert Einstein
Then they told me about the call from home and that they were taking the threats seriously. I don't know why, but… — Malala Yousafzai
As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book… — Mark Twain
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand… — Adam Carolla
My feeling toward the animal is that he is our younger brother, and that we are our brothers keeper. — Mary Johnston
I must be frank in my feeling that a notable heresy has come into being throughout our evangelical Christian circles -- the… — Aiden Wilson Tozer
Generally my feeling is that I think women are just in a universal way coming out, coming to their own more. And… — Chantal Kreviazuk

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