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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
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Integrity is the first step to true greatness. Men love to praise, but are slow to practice it. To maintain it in…
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Spiritual Love is born of sorrow. . . . For men love one another with spiritual love only when they have suffered…
— Miguel de Unamuno
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You may talk about religion and speak about the Gospel, and say we have got the truth and the plan of salvation,…
— George Q. Cannon
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Men love liberty because it protects them from control and humiliation by others, thus affording them the possibility of dignity; they loathe…
— Thomas Szasz
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Even for learned men, love of fame is the last thing to be given up.
— Tacitus
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The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.
— Joanna Trollope
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Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.
— Karl Marx
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Men love death. In everything they make, they hollow out a central place for death, let its rancid smell contaminate every dimension…
— Andrea Dworkin
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Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
— John Fowles
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