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Best Me Quotes by Steven Wright
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill…
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
- To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
- I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I…
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
- When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it…
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
- The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale