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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period.…
— Dalai Lama
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To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Laugh often friends tho' passing years bring, sometimes, smiles and, sometimes, tears, for mirth forever warms and cheers. Laugh often!
— John McLeod
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Laugh loud, and laugh often. It’ll keep you happy, keep you healthy, and keep your attitude headed in a positive direction.
— Mac Anderson
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Successful people live well, laugh often, and love much. They've filled a niche and accomplished tasks so as to leave the world…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Those who laugh often never grow old.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Love well, laugh often and live well for Christ.
— Karen Kingsbury
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
— George Carlin
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When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they…
— Tamora Pierce
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He burst into one of his rare fits of laughter as he turned away from the picture. I have not heard him…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to leave the world a…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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