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Jokes Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
- I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
- I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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